Criminal? Sure. But I Bet He'd Make the Trains Run On Time...

For "stealing a subway," the NYPD has again locked up Darius "Downtown" McCollum, the one man in New York who actually wants to drive a subway train. This most recent arrest is Darius's 21st for posing as a transit worker -- 21! -- talk about commitment and job loyalty, eh?

By all accounts, Darius proves to be a courteous and skilled driver, which makes me kind of wish real MTA employees would begin posing as transit workers, too.