Dumbest Lyric... Ever?
Was just listening to the radio and heard what may well be the worst example of songwriting um, ever. But in fairness to John Bon Jovi, auteur behind the "Have a Nice Day" album, I do think this is the type of thing that requires a little comparative analysis.
So today begins the "Dumbest Lyric... Ever" contest. Beat this one, and, in addition to winning a real sense of personal satisfaction, you will gain my undying amazement (next we'll sponsor the "worst prize... ever" contest.)
Here's what you'll need to best:
"I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold."
(From "Who says You Can't Go Home?")
Good luck finding a better example of badness, you'll need it.