Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Denial Ain't Just a River...

I am completely content that on official documents I’m classified: “spinster.”
I am completely satisfied with the size of my apartment.
I am completely comfortable with my diminished bank account.
I am completely certain we have a genius in the White House.
I am completely ecstatic that when I tell people I’m a writer, they say, “Oh, that’s so cute, but how do you earn a living?”
I am completely happy about the zit on my chin.
I am completely at ease with my failing eyesight.
I am completely over being mocked as a teen.
I am completely good with the size of my rack.
I am completely in favor of this bitter cold weather.
And Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual.


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I am completely okay with the fact that last week I found myself in CVS hunting for a facewash that could handle both zits and "fine lines." (And wouldn't you know, they actually make something just for me.)

February 09, 2007 2:22 PM  
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