Monday, February 12, 2007

I See Naked People

I arrived home yesterday and found this note taped to the outer door of my apartment building:

Dear Tenants:

Your neighbors respectfully request that the relatively new residents (who display a menorah in their north facing window) use a curtain in the evenings for their living room. It will help protect all of our privacy. Thank you.

In a city like New York, a city where seeing neighbors in various states of undress is as common and expected as seeing the sun come up each morning, you know people aren't inspired to write a letter like that unless they've seen some serious shit go down--multiple times.

Now sadly I must confess that I'm neither a new resident to my building, nor do I have a menorah in my window, so I know the letter writer is not talking to me (nor, evidently, has s/he been particularly impressed by the goings on in my living room.)

But the question remains, what must this letter writer have glimpsed... repeatedly? Not only am I morbidly curious to learn the details, I'm also somewhat proud. As a member of the menorah minority, I now have epistolatory confirmation that there are at least two (or three?) kinky heebs out there who are getting some hot and noteworthy action. All I can say is "mazel tov, kids!" You are living a living testament to our "be fruitful and multiply" mandate.


Anonymous Generic Viagra said...

This article is just too amazing. I am so impressed by the article that I shall request my near and dear ones too read it too. The piece of information written by you is so interesting. I have never read such a good and fully informed article like this.

January 17, 2011 1:58 AM  
Anonymous viagra generic said...

This is really very interesting information.... Great work! I like your blog. Thanks very much for the share....

February 18, 2011 1:42 AM  
Anonymous Generic Online Store said...

Your article is to good for reading i rally enjoyed it....

June 18, 2011 8:07 AM  
Anonymous buying viagra said...

Thanks for sharing such an interesting post with us. You have made some valuable points which are very useful for all readers

October 16, 2011 6:28 PM  
Anonymous obat pelancar haid said...

the content of your website is really good, I really like

February 04, 2015 3:48 PM  
Blogger anosh said...

Cleaning company with in Abha
Often, many customers try to find companies with confidence, experience in cleaning, and a cleaning company in Abha has the experience and confidence that the client can put his house in their hands.شركة تنظيف فلل بأبها offers all cleaning services for the home and institutions with high quality and a high level of customer satisfaction.

December 13, 2017 5:09 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Buy YouTube likes. It is the hottest solution for strengthening the Google authority. To find out more keep studying this web page. buy youtube subs

February 04, 2018 1:29 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

About Us

View our complete profile