Help Me Complain

Any minute now, President Bush will be announcing his choice to fill the seat left on the bench by Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. I know the announcement's coming, like an animal sensing an earthquake, I can feel it in my uterus like a rusty coat hanger.

And I also know that his choice will be devastating. I'm already swilling honey so that when I begin shrieking in dismay, I'll be able to yell for longer. But here's the thing: though I fully intend to bemoan whatever whacko nutjob anti-gay, anti-civil rights, anti-woman "justice" Bush nominates, I don't have a candidate in mind to propose as an alternate. And, say what you will about my politics, I generally don't like to complain about something unless I have a better solution to propose.

So I ask, in semi-seriousness, who would be a good choice to fill the robes of DO'C?
(Okay, so maybe not Cher, but wouldn't it be fun to see Rehnquist in a headdress like this one?)