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Friday, January 12, 2007

A British Is Coming! A British Is Coming!


That's right, Becks is on his way here. David Beckham (heard of him?) and his Spicy wife (Posh? Poosh? whatever) just signed a 250 million dollar contract to play with the Los Angeles Galaxy. Which is not, it turns out, the WNBA team.

So of course this is completely exciting as America was running out of celebrity couples. Brangelina? So over. TomKat? Feh. BeckPosh? Oh yeah.

But, Becks is going to need a few pointers fitting in to the American sports culture. So, my advice:

- immediately cheat on Posh with a cheerleader or other groupie. Deny when photo surface. Eventually have Posh killed.

- get on steroids. now. it's all the rage. and soon, you'll be in one, too.

- foster street cred by punching out fan asking for autograph.

- demand a trade two weeks into the season. refuse to show up for practice until team owners relent.

so there you have it, becks. welcome and enjoy your stay.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

stupid stupid advice

August 04, 2007 6:47 PM  
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Beckham is indeed a true Britisher but I don't know why are you criticizing him.

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No one should tell bad things about this great player. Beckham is a gentleman and knows how to behave, besides this he is so sexy...

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David Beckham is famous person in the world.I always get fun of watching over his play.

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Where does he go ?? I would like to meet a british once in my life because i heard that they are very ugly:))

February 17, 2012 7:27 AM  

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