A British Is Coming! A British Is Coming!
That's right, Becks is on his way here. David Beckham (heard of him?) and his Spicy wife (Posh? Poosh? whatever) just signed a 250 million dollar contract to play with the Los Angeles Galaxy. Which is not, it turns out, the WNBA team.
So of course this is completely exciting as America was running out of celebrity couples. Brangelina? So over. TomKat? Feh. BeckPosh? Oh yeah.
But, Becks is going to need a few pointers fitting in to the American sports culture. So, my advice:
- immediately cheat on Posh with a cheerleader or other groupie. Deny when photo surface. Eventually have Posh killed.
- get on steroids. now. it's all the rage. and soon, you'll be in one, too.
- foster street cred by punching out fan asking for autograph.
- demand a trade two weeks into the season. refuse to show up for practice until team owners relent.
so there you have it, becks. welcome and enjoy your stay.