The Russians Are Back! The Russians Are Back!
Very exciting news this week. Russia has reasserted itself as the shady evil empire we loved during the 80s. Now, I don't really know what happened to that spy they poisoned (frankly, the headline is enough for me, I'm too lazy to click on links anymore) but thank god they're back in business. The fall of communism has left our hollywood action stars with sub-par villains to battle against. The Chinese? Please. Rogue terrorists? Whatever. It's time for Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, Rocky, Schwarzenneger (you know he'd do it if asked), Dolph Lundgren and all the others to rev up their ass-kicking movie franchises and show those no good commies what America's all about. Who's up for Rocky VI?
Wait, what? He is? Oh shit.