A Really Inconvenient Truth
Poor Lindsay. A career and life spiraling out of control, the young starlet reaches out to the obvious choice of Al Gore to help turn her life around. But the former veep has yet to return her IM'd cries for help.
C'mon, Al. Compared to this girl, global warming's a cake walk. How about tackling a real disaster? Now that's what a guy could run for president on. "GORE IN 2008. HE FIXED LOHAN."