He Probably Didn't Even Call The Next Day
From the very botom of my heart, I would like to thank Mark Foley. I seriously love you. Not only are you doing everything humanly possible to put the Democrats back in charge, but your story gets better by the day.
“Once maybe I touched him,” [Foley's priest] told the television station. “It’s not something you call, I mean, rape or penetration or anything like that, you know. We were just fondling.”
That's right. Cause if you only get to second base, it doesn't really count. Thanks, father.