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Friday, June 09, 2006

Dead Puppy Jokes


What's funnier than a dead puppy?
A dead puppy being used as an assault weapon!

What do you get when you put together a dead chihuahua and a crazy broad?
Dead puppy rage!

What soft and brown and gets used to beat someone upside the head?
A dead puppy!


None of which would be funny if they weren't, uh, also true. Today's big headline from the heartland (I swear to god I didn't make this up):

Missouri Breeder Beaten With Dead Puppy
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: June 9, 2006
A St. Peters woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit the breeder on the head with the dead Chihuahua, the authorities said. The woman, 33, went to the home early Wednesday and tried to get another puppy, but the fight ensued, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported. The police said they were considering burglary and assault charges against the woman.

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