Robin's New Puppy!
Anyone who knows Robin a little knows that Robin wants a dog. Sort of. My personal theory is that she thinks she wants a dog--you know, frisky, energetic, uninhibited enthusiasm, a magnet for frisky, energetic uninhibted male dog owners--but she doesn't really want a dog. Robin smells nice and doesn't like to touch dirty things, she owns some nice antiques, the Oriental carpet probably wouldn't look as good with a strange brown stain. But, really, what do I know. It's presumptuous and out of line for me to make judgments like this.
So, Robin, I officially suspend my skepticism, and I heartily embrace your desire for a dog. In fact. I have one for you! Ladies and gentelemen...Robin's new puppy!

Congratulations, Robin! He's soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.
So, Robin, I officially suspend my skepticism, and I heartily embrace your desire for a dog. In fact. I have one for you! Ladies and gentelemen...Robin's new puppy!

Congratulations, Robin! He's soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.





2 Comments:
No, no, that's not my new puppy, that's my new boyfriend -- you know, the guy I met on JDate! Ain't he cute?!
That explains why he never answered my flirt. I should limit my searches to men in Chicago, but he was just so... so EVERYTHING that I want in a Jdate match.
Sigh.
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